Don’t Go In There… A Guide to Academic Buildings On Campus
Ah, the beginning of a new academic year. It’s a very exciting time for many of us, especially the new freshman. Welcome to your Private, Coeducational Liberal Arts College Experience…
Humor & Satire
Messing with the new freshmen: the plottings of a mad JYA-er
I’ve come to the realization that it’s possible no one at Vassar knows I’m gone. I don’t mean this in a self-pitying Charlie Brown kind of way—I mean it more…
Jill’s Founder’s Day ‘Choose- Your-Own-Adventure’ story
In elementary school, when the other noobz were reading books about kittens and vaguely historical revisionistic American Girl stories and Goosebumps books (full disclosure: I was too...
The Misc’s Bedside Astrologer: Founder’s Day Edition!
Taurus (April 20-May 20): An upcoming social event will help bring you closer to your community, Taurus. It’s called Founder’s Day and you’re going to get your crunk on. The…
America’s favorite quiz game: Do you choose the Vassar email event, or the thing this author just made up?
1. Thrilling documentary on Polaroids OR
Humor reporters in the field: All the ViCE drams uncovered
A few months ago, the editors of the Misc invited me to a secret meeting in one of the lesser known small rooms of the Deece. I carefully placed my…
Humor reporters in the field: Deece meal swipes uncovered
Room draw for next semester is just around the corner. After frenzy of choosing the pre-reg classes with as little work as possible (I recommend North Korean History Through Interpretive…
Hot off the teleprompter: vote Jill for generic VSA position!
The VSA election season fills me with bitter regret. I always wish I ran for a position in my four years here because…power. I never actually ran for anything for…
The Misc’s bedside astrologer
Aries (March 21-April 19): We all hear you passive-aggressively sighing over there, Aries. All that sighing won’t bring Macklemore here any faster. You know what will, though? Angry, hurtful, possibly…
Keep it up, sleepy-head: how to spend more time in bed
Finals are coming. Are they coming? I don’t know, I’m in Italy. I don’t know anything except for how to fit as much cured ham into my mouth at one…