Post-Grad opportunities for even the most un-hireable
You may think (based on my two previous Humor and Satire articles) that I am delving too deeply into the fearful depths of “sexual promiscuity” and “alcoholism.” Classic mix up,…
Humor & Satire
Paper ideas for the student who has nothing left to lose
I have spent my entire academic career trying to think of captivating titles for my papers. I have failed. I turned one in literally today (literally in the real sense…
Bad television is a relative term, OK?
There are many things I do that are just utterly unnecessary. For example, I buy all my music. I always match my outfit with my underwear. And, I still watch…
How to make an infectious disease vaguely enjoyable
I spent this past weekend suffering from the horrible malady of pink eye—the highly contagious and widely feared disease that infects those who are constantly surrounded by various unwashed surfaces…
Excavation of senior’s dorm room causes identity crisis
I only kind of remember my first day at Vassar, partially because it was basically eons ago but also because I was pretty hopped up on allergy meds that my…
Fall TV shows reveal new, totally real plot lines in titles
The new fall season is upon us television-watchers, and I don’t know about the rest of y’all but I’m personally lactating with anticipation. For the Netflix and Hulu subscribers, the…
Exploring the post hook-up dynamic
Having spent a rich three years and exceptionally busy two weeks at Vassar, I think it’s safe to say I’ve experienced the breadth of the “hookup culture”* at our beloved…
Losing my VCard: An oddly impersonal retrospective
I headed into senior year pretty positive that the learning part of being a college student was over. Not the book learning part, the part where you get into a…
TA housemates attempt to bond through drinking, fail
Oh, Senior Housing. It can go well, or horribly, horribly wrong, somewhat like trying to make a smoothie that includes vegetables. I thought taking a “new friends” route would work…
Vassar College live RSS feed: No parents, no rules edition
What follows is a text reproduction of the Misc’s Humor and Satire Live RSS feed of main events occurring on campus from the summer of 2013 up until date of…