Humor & Satire

Physicists expand knowledge of what we don’t know

By ZANDER BASHAW – 9 years ago

Researchers at CERN working with the Large Hadron Collider have recently found evidence that the universe may not work at all like we thought it did. A team of physicists…

Soothsayer Suzanna gives your October horoscope

By SUZANNA VARRICHIONE – 9 years ago

Aries: March 21 to April 19 Good fortune will come on the 27th when the full moon rises. But not too good, so don’t get excited. You might get Oreos…

Student braces himself for life as pro Pokémon trainer

By ZANDER BASHAW – 9 years ago

Pokémon and the Nintendo Company re­cently announced that they will be releasing Pokémon GO in 2016. Tsunekazu Ishihara, pres­ident and CEO of The Pokémon Company said, “Our challenge was to…

Improvising adulthood: how to conduct yourself at college

By KAYLA LIGHNTER – 9 years ago

Ah, College; a murky, drunken twilight zone whose inhabitants clumsily straddle the line between adolescence and adulthood. But not you, right? You’re the physical embod­iment of maturity and self-sufficiency. Never…