Jill’s Founder’s Day ‘Choose- Your-Own-Adventure’ story
In elementary school, when the other noobz were reading books about kittens and vaguely historical revisionistic American Girl stories and Goosebumps books (full disclosure: I was too...
Humor & Satire
The Misc’s Bedside Astrologer: Founder’s Day Edition!
Taurus (April 20-May 20): An upcoming social event will help bring you closer to your community, Taurus. It’s called Founder’s Day and you’re going to get your crunk on. The…
America’s favorite quiz game: Do you choose the Vassar email event, or the thing this author just made up?
1. Thrilling documentary on Polaroids OR
Humor reporters in the field: All the ViCE drams uncovered
A few months ago, the editors of the Misc invited me to a secret meeting in one of the lesser known small rooms of the Deece. I carefully placed my…
Humor reporters in the field: Deece meal swipes uncovered
Room draw for next semester is just around the corner. After frenzy of choosing the pre-reg classes with as little work as possible (I recommend North Korean History Through Interpretive…
Hot off the teleprompter: vote Jill for generic VSA position!
The VSA election season fills me with bitter regret. I always wish I ran for a position in my four years here because…power. I never actually ran for anything for…
The Misc’s bedside astrologer
Aries (March 21-April 19): We all hear you passive-aggressively sighing over there, Aries. All that sighing won’t bring Macklemore here any faster. You know what will, though? Angry, hurtful, possibly…
Keep it up, sleepy-head: how to spend more time in bed
Finals are coming. Are they coming? I don’t know, I’m in Italy. I don’t know anything except for how to fit as much cured ham into my mouth at one…
Mr. Bouchard’s helpful hints for reigning in your anxiety
If you’re like me, you fear all people/events/things. When I’m in a haunted house, this kind of behavior is considered normal. When I’m in the Vassar Bookstore, knees shaking in…