Infinite soccer? More like infinite nonsense
Somewhere in Romania, a career bureaucrat clocks out after a day of pencil-pushing and goes home to spend countless hours theorizing his ideal reformulation of the world’s most popular sport:…
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I’m going to die. We are all going to die (But it’s fun)
I’m going to die one day. I’m relatively certain you’re going to as well. There’s worse things I guess; just don’t ask me what. I’m not a philosopher, and you…
Quite Frankly
Hey Frankie, I swiped right on a boy in my class and we matched but then I messaged him and he DIDN’T REPLY and now I have to see him…
Case Study: Harrisonburg embodies small-town education
It’s October break, and I’m headed home. Interstate 81 takes me through Pennsylvania, Maryland, West Virginia and, finally, the Blue Ridge Mountains rise up on either side of the highway.…
Under this Congress, revolution is needed
Donald Trump is inept, to understate. But we’ve dealt with Republican idiots in the past, presumably the same Republican idiots that conservatives put in office just so that they could…
Drawing and watercolors: not for money, but for me
Amid the stress of impending assignments and the ever-building pressure to apply for jobs, I found some time to do things this October break that I definitely would not put…
Sulli committed suicide, but will K-pop culture change?
[CW: This article mentions suicide, depression and eating disorders.] I heard the news over breakfast with my friends at the Deece. “Did you hear that Sulli committed suicide?” For a…
Quite Frankly
Dear Frankie, How strange is it at this age range (18-22) to date someone six years older than you? At what age gap does it get ~weird~ ? Sincerely, Yearning…
There is no such thing as a trustworthy rich person
Ellen DeGeneres and George W. Bush walk into a football game—that sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, but on Sunday, Oct. 6, it actually happened. The two shared…
Students shouldn’t be doing work for administration
Members of the VSA Executive Board get paid. When I first learned this, my initial reaction was disgust and disapproval. The antagonizing voice in my head wondered: Why are some…