The Misc’s Bedside Astrologer: Founder’s Day Edition!
Taurus (April 20-May 20): An upcoming social event will help bring you closer to your community, Taurus. It’s called Founder’s Day and you’re going to get your crunk on. The…
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The Misc’s bedside astrologer
Aries (March 21-April 19): We all hear you passive-aggressively sighing over there, Aries. All that sighing won’t bring Macklemore here any faster. You know what will, though? Angry, hurtful, possibly…
The Misc’s Bedside Astrologer 3/28/2013
Aries (March 21-April 19): There is absolutely no way to prove that you aren’t a bearded old man in a staightjacket sitting in an insane asylum hallucinating this pathetic fabrication…
The Misc’s Bedside Astrologer
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): The stars predict a lot of good luck coming your way, Aquarius, assuming that you broaden your definition of “good” to include anything that isn’t scorpions…