I have strong negative feelings towards Oklahoma, and other Super Bowl commentary
11:00 a.m.: I wake up and am immediately greeted by 15 texts asking me if I am “excited” for today. I am extremely confused. 11:01 a.m.: I realize that today…
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Humor editor bets you are jealous that you didn’t document your entire Sunday too
Sunday, 3:00 a.m.: I do my best to scrub the sharpie-d tattoos off of my chest. I become extremely convinced that sharpie is some kind of magical ink that is…