Senior Retrospective: Chris Gonzalez
After shoving a random guy outside a TH party and watching him slump away, his middle fingers slashing through the wind, I knew I was ready to graduate. He pushed…
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Former Humor Editor eaten by thesis, foul play suspected
We gather here today to remember the late Humor and Satire editor Chris Gonzalez, who was consumed by his thesis on May 4th, 2015 in the Miscellany News’ office. The…
Social Media editor liveblogs social-gathering experiment
I hate parties. Okay, hate is a strong word, but unless I’m adequately intoxicated, I thoroughly dislike large gatherings of people I vaguely know. As such, I’ve never thrown one.…
The Misc says goodbye to best EIC since ’Nam
Since the end of last April, I have devoted my mind, body and sexual appetite to a higher power, The Miscellany News, and as odd and questionable my decision to…