ResLife to form “LoveLife” branch, assign Valentines
We’ve now almost hit the two decade mark, and being single on Valentine’s day has been one of the few constants in my life. That and bad haircuts. But hey!…
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Despite questionable methods, stalker blogger finds excellent fashion advice
As a successful and hip fashion blogger it is my solemn duty to keep updated on all the goings on in the fashion world. I do this not only by…
Winter storm Jonas much more chill than brothers
Once upon a time, long, long, ago, like three weeks ago, in a place not so far away, there was a freshman neophyte enjoying her first winter break of college.…
Phony Holden Caulfield recounts his crumby winter break
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is whether I applied for summer internships, and how my grades were, and all…
Managing familial tensions through petty board games
Maybe it’s uniting over a common activity, or, more likely, the competitive streak that we all share, but games have always been important to my family. However, familial tensions inevitably…
Quoth stressed students: “Nevermore”
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a lengthy Econ chapter that was quite devoid of charm— In my lib chair swiftly slipping, dreaming…
Pleasures from eating bacon far outstrip any health risks
The news broke and shook the world like the way a pig’s belly shakes as it walks around. Bacon, among many of our other favorite meats, has been declared a…
“I declared” button sophomore’s only motivation to choose major
Alright, today’s the day. I’m going to declare my major! Will this decision have a lasting impact on the rest of my life? Probably. I’m a responsible adult. I’m just…
Trump card: 10 new policies Bernie Sanders should start
So far in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Race, Senator Bernie “Feel the Burn” Sanders has been climbing the polls. People left and right (read: left and left) have been frantically…
Babysitter studies existential crises within Frog and Toad
Over October break, I went back to my summer job. This statement is proof of how words can be misleading. What I really did was babysit again for the family…