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Bad television is a relative term, OK?

By CONNOR MARTINI – 8 years ago

There are many things I do that are just utterly unnecessary. For example, I buy all my music. I always match my outfit with my underwear. And, I still watch…

How to make an infectious disease vaguely enjoyable

By SOPHIE DEWIL – 8 years ago

I spent this past weekend suffering from the horrible malady of pink eye—the highly contagious and widely feared disease that infects those who are constantly surrounded by various unwashed surfaces…