Day: November 6, 2024

How to hogtie a redneck god-emperor

By – 2 years ago

With trembling hands outstretched in prayer, a middle-aged white man feverishly repeats the line “Please save me, Donald Trump” as authorities shatter the windows of his car and detain him…

Oarsmen win IM volleyball title

By – 2 years ago

In a rousing end to the fall intramural (IM) volleyball season, Oarsmen (6-0) defeated both Mind Goblins (6-1) in the semifinal and Safe Sets (7-0) in the grand final to…

Ranking the NFL’s theme songs

By – 2 years ago

A theme song traditionally plays prior to any NFL game beginning. The musical values of these songs are subjectively varied: some are iconic, some fade into the background, and some…