‘Baby Chic’ the fall fashion you need to reach your ultimate form
Autumn is a very unique time of the year. It’s pretty much spring, but most of the plants are dead and the colors are not bright. Among the fall months,…
Humor & Satire
Eleven quotes not pulled from Buzzfeed: a ‘listicle’
I refuse to use the term “listicle,” unless I’m explicitly condemning the term “listicle,” as I am here. It makes me think of some sort of unhealthy growth that you…
Senior recruits new, ‘cool’ friends at Serenading 2014
In my last year at Vassar, I’m hoping to truly live up to my reputation as “legend”—thanks Friendsy!—by being the leader of the campus’ coolest new posse. This year, I…
Expectations vs. Reality: a freshman view of the THs
Freshman Expectations: You and your friends are about to be the life of the party. Seniors look at the clock, anxiously wondering where the hell are all the freshies. “Don’t…
Weekly Calendar: 9/11 – 9/17
THURSDAY, 9/11 11 a.m. Campus Dining Pop-Up. Let’s be honest for a second: your life is most likely incomplete. And the only way you can fill that void is with…
Found journal entry points to bleak future on campus
October 20, 2014 Dear Journal, Fall break has entered its third day and I’m not sure if I can last much longer. My stomach continues to gurgle and…
Thumb-shaped faces, dead animals: Tindering in Ohio
As I merged onto I-84 West during my drive from Poughkeepsie to my hometown of Bainbridge, Ohio at the end of my junior year, I shed four tragic tears. The…
Jaded senior offers glimpse into Class of 2018’s future
I remember how I felt before the start of my first year at Vassar: palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, etc. etc. And I imagine that many of…
Former frosh offers tips to navigate orientation week, aka the only time you will be close to your fellow group
Hello there, Class of 2018, and welcome to Camp Vassar! Freshman Orientation is a time when you get to awkwardly socialize with your fellow group (yay!), awkwardly socialize with your…
Mr. Gonzalez says ‘K, thx’ to 2014
Whenever I sit down to write a humor piece I begin by crying into my blanket and thinking about all the mean things my daddy used to say to me.…