Harry Potter never had to deal with this bullshit
I hate job interviews. In truth, I haven’t had a real job interview since before my senior year of high school. It was for this six-week art co-op program that…
Humor & Satire
New Goose Inclusion Act: addressing foul inequality
With spring finally here, you may have noticed the remarkable increase of Geese on Vassar’s campus. The appearance of this fowl has been met with comments such as, “They should…
The Misc Guide to: How to become a shadow person
If you’ve been a social butterfly for three years or seven glorious months, you might find yourself wondering what it’s like to be anti-social. The following are some suggestions to…
Poor Richard’s Almanac provides wisdom for 2014
Spring is here, which means it’s time to check your handy old Poor Richard’s Almanac for wisdom, weather forecasts, gardening tips and cooking recipes. Today, as I was leafing through…
Things that are like onions: Ogres, attempting to find a job/internship, Meryl Streep
Imagine the last time you went shopping. For me, this was before the advent of the Internet, because once I realized I didn’t have to go into stores any more…
The Misc Bedside Astrologer
Editor’s Note: Jean-Luc Bouchard spent a total of at least two hours studying and training in the art of astrological horoscope prediction. These horoscopes come directly from the cosmos and…
Seven necessary goals to achieve before graduating
While I normally attempt to write my very real and never-in-any-way-fabricated diaries on a daily basis, my life over spring break was a little too jam-packed with joy and fun…
The Misc’s Guide to: how to survive a lonely spring break
So, for the first few days of spring break, I was home alone. This would have been a dream come true in high school, but unfortunately, none of my friends…
This reporter highly recommends not living your life in the same way he does
So, I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something to write about for far too long. I straight up cannot think of a topic that will lend itself to…
The ’14 reasons why Lily Sloss is ‘#killing-it’ at VC
1. People said nobody could do it. Live in the TA’s, TH’s, and the SoCo’s? What am I, a movie star? Or a trust fund kid who can bribe Residential…