Lilian Doyle, Esq. passes down years of VC wisdom
As my family, close friends, periphery friends, potential employers, professors and my hairdresser keep reminding me, I’m graduating from college in a month! How great. I have, as my Federal…
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The Misc Guide to: staying friends with soon-to-be alums
Convocation was yesterday, and tonight, at 7:13 p.m., I will be ringing the bell on top of Main, symbolizing my transition from a lowly Deece Jell-O-addicted junior to a senior…
Maddy knows about the pains of your #DeeceLife
It’s the end of the year, and I ran out of dining bucks like three weeks ago, so my dining options are rather limited to the Deece, Express Lunch or…
Humor editor only person alive never offered a cig
I have never been offered a cigarette. Not a single time. Seriously, not once. If you’re reading this right now, and you’re like hey, Lily, we are close personal friends…
The Misc says goodbye to best EIC since ’Nam
Since the end of last April, I have devoted my mind, body and sexual appetite to a higher power, The Miscellany News, and as odd and questionable my decision to…
VC’s Sophie’s Choice: Beer or Meryl Streep
You know the situation: You’re in a Costco with your great-grandmother, casually stealing extra free samples from the cheese case. Suddenly, a thought strikes her and she turns to you…
2048 is probably the year that the world will end
The other night, attempting to get some semblance of research done for a research paper that I absolutely should have started work on two months ago, but Netflix, I realized…
That yellow orb in the sky is the sun, don’t be afraid
This past Saturday, the god of sun decided to bless us with some of those rare vitamin D rays. The weather was perfect, the weekend was in full swing, and…
Weekly Misc Quiz: How to know if you’re VC #basic
#Basic is a biddie who is extraordinarily ordinary; the opposite of being “hip” or a relation of Meryl Streep. How #basic are you? The following quiz lists Vassar-specific symptoms of…
Standardized Rebellion: Inappropriate reactions to the GRE
5:30 a.m.: I wake up, look at my clock, and then smile smugly, because I know that I am going to wake up for the GRE in a totally timely…