It would be cool if no one mentioned this ever again
I spent the majority of my pre-Vassar life aggressively not caring about “popularity.” For example, in 6th grade, everyone had to do a research project for a class literally titled…
Humor & Satire
100 Nights until graduation a marker of incredible personal growth (#subtlebrag)
This Saturday was “100 Nights until graduation”, and here I sit, two days later, with nothing but chafed nipples by which to remember it (I will not be elaborating on…
Reporter (and entire campus) would like Elsa to calm down
I don’t know if you’ve looked outside recently, but the recent animated Disney movie “Frozen” is your life. In fact, I’m fairly certain that if I were to ever actually…
My student seminars are much better than yours
You know that one kid in class who somehow has more to say than the professor (Hint: If you don’t, it’s probably you)? Every spring, we’re given the opportunity to…
Mr. Bouchard’s Guide to: Livin’ dat fulfilling Humor Editor Emeritus life
Note: Due to considerable editorial concern, the following column has been extensively fact-checked by the Miscellany News
Reporter has mastered essentials of trying to have a life after the bubble
Yesterday I had my first real interview for a post-grad job and I pretty much bombed it. For a few minutes I was found-a-naked-mole-rat-in-your-Deece-meal levels upset, but then I realized…
The Oregon Trail: TH to TA Edition
10:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.: I seriously consider getting out of bed. OK, I actually just vaguely ponder the philosophical concept of why getting out of bed is sometimes useful.…
The Miscellany News Guide to: Valentine’s Day Magic
I could write an article about the Super Bowl. Because, you know, it’s “topical” and whatnot. But Lily “Washington State” Doyle is borderline apoplectic about her team’s big win, so…
C’mon, Joanne Kathleen, no takebacksies: An open letter
Dear Joanne Kathleen Rowling, Joanie. Honey. Darling. I love and respect you (we all do), but these waves of “revelations” about the Harry Potter series need to end now, before…
I have strong negative feelings towards Oklahoma, and other Super Bowl commentary
11:00 a.m.: I wake up and am immediately greeted by 15 texts asking me if I am “excited” for today. I am extremely confused. 11:01 a.m.: I realize that today…