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Day: September 20, 2023
Horoscopes
Aries Hobbies feeling a little stale? This week, kickstart your career as a libertarian DJ. Create a fire mixtape decrying the regulatory state and demanding freedom from government interference, and…
Vassar Grounds won’t apologize for being incredibly loud at 8 a.m.
A MESSAGE FROM DIRTS BENTLEY, VASSAR GROUNDS FOREMANWe’ve recently been told by the College that we need to discuss some complaints about lawn mowing and large vehicles moving through campus…
‘The Snatching 2023’: When Vassar students fly
Rooftops have long been a prime location for Vassar students to do business. That is…funny business. Cockroach fighting rings, paper cup black markets, dealings with the devil to obtain Retreat…
Students protest increasingly vague issues
“WE WANT THIS! WE WANT THIS!” Over 400 students raised their collective voices in support of the latest mass protest on campus. Set up awkwardly close to the Retreat’s sushi…
Deece Cream: Is Deece Madness or is Deece Delicious?
Never in my 18 long years of life could I have possibly fathomed that my greatest love-hate relationship would be with the creamy cold dessert delight that lies in the…
Letter to the Editor: Male Professors support lawsuit
To the Vassar Community: We are writing to voice strong support for our female colleagues, fellow full professors and professors emeritae/i, in their class-action lawsuit against the College due to…
Campus thefts showcase importance of door locking
It has been three weeks since the semester started and the Clery Act emails about theft on Vassar’s campus have already begun to roll into our collective inboxes. I have…
The collective chaos that is club soccer
As classes come to a close for the day, some students choose to schlep to the library to tackle their piles of work and others just want to dart back…
Week Two Exposes frauds, Showcases Contenders
Between the 644 points scored on Thursday and Sunday, we saw record-breaking comebacks, overtime thrillers and, well, the Chicago Bears did what the Bears do. If anyone could make Baker…