JYA-er studying in Italy somehow has complaints
Studying abroad in Bologna has been an utterly fantastic experience, and I have also thoroughly enjoyed my visits to other cities. The food and architecture puts America’s strip mall and…
Humor & Satire
Doughn’t leave me: a love ode to bread during Passover
I love bread. I’ve never been in love with a human man, but I can say with certainty that I trust and love a good piece of bread. Any kind…
Spring clean and be savage: cut out your dearest friends
The start of the second half of the semester has brought along many interesting changes to campus; the mounds of snow have melted away, the days are longer, the Deece…
Vassar squirrels prove as trashy as all Founder’s Days
This year we’ve survived our share of Vassar epidemics. Remember when you couldn’t walk through the center TA path to get to the AFC? Or when paper mache German poems…
I’m not having family issues, you’re having family issues
My cousin Tim thinks I’m a degenerate. Well actually, (Wow it’s weird to be the one using this phrase for once. Usually white men are saying this phrase at me.)…
Dating advice for those terrified of human interaction
With the freezing winter now behind us and the green and lush spring season just around the corner, there is no question that love is in the air at Vassar.…
Top Ten Sexiest Boys’ Names
10. Danny Danny is a slow burn. If life were a high school movie, Danny’s been your best friend since Kindergarten, but you don’t fall for him until the end…
Dear Ask Banner returns with Spring Break advice
Dear Banner, Tanning by the pool in Miami seemed like a good idea until I drifted off for three hours and woke up looking like The Pioneer Woman had wandered…
Lovesick: how to break up with your lovely pediatrician
Ah, spring break. The time of year where frat bros from Delta Apple Cinnamon traverse across the world drinking, while those with some sense visit their physicians to ensure a…