I am majoring in confusion and cluelessness. Period. (Not that kind of period though—that thankfully ended last week. Phew! For now.) Pre-registration is a very stressful time. It’s basically the…
I have a problem. This problem has been haunting me for several weeks now, and I have decided that it is finally time to acknowledge it. Everytime I glance at…
Now that we’re firmly into spring, there are no longer opportunities for winter camping and getting to experience nature while trekking around in the snow. Never fever, however, an authentic…
Over the last few weeks, student organizations have brought some well-known and amusing comedians to Vassar, all of whom have brought their own unique experiences and work to showcase. To…
I am a huge Potterhead. YUGE. Not a fan of Trump though, don’t worry. I also love food. One sleepless night, I was lying in bed rather hungry, and my…
Holy cannoli! A lot happened in the news over this past week. How could anybody possibly keep track of it all? International conflict, controversial ad campaigns, personal plumbing accidents—sometimes, it’s…
Now that cuffing season has more or less ended, I guess it’s only fair that, once and for all, I publicly break things off clean with my most recent committed…
Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck Harry Styles. I’d fuck him hard. I’d fuck his voice. His voice is sultry and rough, how I’d like the sex to be. (And…
