After twenty years, ‘Space Jam’ is still a uniquely bad movie
I need to preface this article by saying that I have never seen the classic docudrama “Space Jam.” That being said, this is a review, and I give “Space Jam”…
Humor & Satire
Pat Toomey is a bad senator and I want him to read this
Generally, I think that conversations about politics should be kept civilized. Each side should approach each other with gracious decorum and humility. Above all, both sides of the aisle should…
A fun kink to try this V-Day: fixing a feisty, leaky faucet
Hello Dear Readers, Love is in the air this week! Tuesday was Valentine’s Day and to celebrate, I thought I’d write a little article about ways to spice things up…
Woman disillusioned with men, turns to monsters for love
‘Tis the season of love, but I’m not here to talk about that. Instead, during this time of affection, I’m left missing the season of hate and scariness. That’s right,…
Why go JYA when you can JY-stay at home and in bed
How’s school? Are y’all having a great time? No? Not surprising. I, a free woman until March, am writing from my cozy comfy bed at home. It’s great. I can…
To LARP or not to LARP, when academia gets odd
I have come across a lot of interesting courses during my year-and-a-half at Vassar. Some memorable ones from the course guide are “Sex Before, During and After the Nazis,” “The…
How to discuss politics with Trump-worshipping family
No, I’m not a Republican, a masochist, nor even a pitiable election bet loser. It was kids’ movie night at my cousins’ church, and who better than bulgy-eyed baby Dory…
Good idea or cat-astrophe? Kennel show features cats
Attention all fancy doggos, pooches, puppers, pupperoni pizzas and floofs: get ready for an awkward get-together with your estranged, meowier cousins. The weather forecast for this weekend in New York…
Founder’s Day themes problematic and also very bad
The Miscellany News regrets publishing this piece without deeper consideration for the original arguments against the Founder’s Day theme. Although the opinions expressed by writers in the Humor & Satire…
No one did anything fun over break, lies about it upon return
I have a riddle for you. “You say me at the Deece. In the bathroom. In class. To a professor. To your roommate. To everyone you vaguely-actually-don’t-really-know that you see.…