Imagining the election results like the death of a loved one
(This week the Humor and Satire section is giving pause to reflect on the pain and fear caused by Trump’s election) You have died You Who wakes me up…
Humor & Satire
Grilled cheese, despair and the normalization of Tr*mp
(This week the Humor and Satire section is giving pause to reflect on the pain and fear caused by Trump’s election) It happened that the Monday before the Tuesday…
A musing on hate symbols, epidemic since the election
(This week the Humor and Satire section is giving pause to reflect on the pain and fear caused by Trump’s election) what to do when you see a swastika…
White U.S. Liberalism fostered an environment ripe for Tr*mp’s victory
(This week the Humor and Satire section is giving pause to reflect on the pain and fear caused by Trump’s election) 60 million people voted for Trump, but many…
No more November: humor writer ready for Christmas
Possibility of time travel confirmed, Christmas preparations already underway As you know, the sorcery that is Daylight Savings came to an end this weekend, providing us with a much needed…
VC junior debunks faulty myth of collegiate progress
Not every metamorphosis makes a beautiful butterfly out of a vile caterpillar; sometimes the process works in reverse. To prove this, I give you my metamorphoses from an eager freshman…
Ask Banner: the Misc’s “weekly” “advice” column
Yo Banner, I declared my major recently, and I lost my “Hooray, I’m Declared” pin within minutes of leaving the registrar. I got around not including the button in…
Read the #1 (and only) article about listicles here!
Happy November! Though I am heartbroken that Halloween season is over, we are now on the verge of the most wonderful time of the year: list season. I’ve been following…
Letter to the Editor
To the Editor: I am writing to express my considered opinion on Talya Phelps’ opinion article from October 13, 2016: “Possible write-in candidates are scarier than Trumpkins.” As the fifth…
Rad Brad’s Career Corner: Networking Edition
In this week’s edition, we delve into the art of networking, also known as Phase Three in the process of Human Commodification. Tip No. 1: Suffuse your life with self-promotion.…