Costumes and money thrown out after Halloweekend
Now that the clowns have run through the quad, the leaves have found themselves caught in fake wigs and red solo cups have gotten trapped in corners with candy wrappers…
Humor & Satire
Immature child terrible at Mario Kart, blames system
On an early November afternoon in a suburban living room of Somerset, NJ, a bitter discourse raged between two middle schoolers. “It’s not fair!” screamed one of them, as he…
Don’t believe the hype: real life scarier than Halloween
’Tis that time of year when people are either beginning to scour the Salvation Army, their wardrobe or local dumpsters for last-minute costume ideas. Some particularly prudent folks have already…
Rad Brad’s Career Corner: Presidential Resume Edition
In this edition, we take on cover letters and resumes. Leveraging the experience and words of our amazingly qualified Republican and Democratic candidates in their bids for the presidency, we…
Scientists, being cool for once, discourage homework
It may be time to burn those textbooks. Students across the world have always complained about how their workload is slowly killing them, but according to the latest findings, they’re…
Rad Brad’s Career Corner Social Media/Online Edition
Tip No. 1: Develop a professional social media presence. Remove all traces of alcohol, drugs and references to general fun from the last eight years of your Facebook timeline, ignoring…
Possible write-in candidates are scarier than Trumpkins
1) Bo, The Obama’s Dog While I was weeping gently over Bo’s Wikipedia page at 2 a.m. this Saturday night, I discovered all I needed to know to convince me…
Student takes midterm angst out on leaves and pumpkins
Tis’ the season to bust out our cable-knit corduroy, flannel and tweed. After the infernal heat of summer, we are rewarded with the transitory period of fall. It seems like…
This cider recipe will get you in the mood for autumn
As you make your way across the quad, a delicate rust-colored leaf falls tenderly upon your cheek. A cool gust of wind blows in your face, and you jam your…
Brad’s1 Cool Career Corner “Bridging the Gap” Edition
Looking for help with career development? Not sure what working your net really involves? Look no further! Throughout the semester, Brad’s Cool Career Corner will be providing you with the…