Hawaiian pizza discovered to be neither Hawaiian nor good
As a preface, I would like to say that this article actually belongs in the Opinions section of this week’s Miscellany News. I submitted it as an Opinion piece because…
Humor & Satire
When men aren’t sketchy as hell, Tinder makes sparks fly
How Women Approach A First Tinder Date 1) Get his last name. I need to make sure beforehand that he’s not like, my third cousin or something…and that he doesn’t…
Bad club music has effect on panda hook-up culture
Recently, the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has updated the panda population’s status from endangered to vulnerable. Panda populations have been at risk for decades now because pandas…
College junior tries to be a well-adjusted student, gives up immediately
This is the third first week of college I’ve had so far and, though I still haven’t learned anything about being a successful student, I have learned about my own…
You can’t catch ‘em all: Pokemon Cappy extinct from Vassar
POUGHKEESTOP, NY– As students returned from summer break this year, many came back with the great anticipation that comes with preparing one’s body to endure high levels of stress, have…
Vassar proud of customs, and grads too
The night before spring finals, the cool air tickled my exposed limbs on the walk to the library. By the time I arrived in front of the grandiose gothic architecture,…
Former humor editor fondly reminisces, gets last laugh
It seems like so long ago that I wrote my first Humor article, “5 rejected Mug Night themes Vassar should instate.” Unfortunately for me, this sounds exactly like something you…
Group projects guarantee intense angst and B+, tops
Pray for the teacher to assign groups. You have no friends in this class, unlike everyone else, and you know that if you are forced to choose groups yourself you…
Inside the Snapchat revolution, making the app worse for the greater good
In September of 2015, a young woman crashed her car while recording its speed using a filter on the popular app, Snapchat. As this type of accident has occurred before…
How to be EMS’d like a champ: some intoxicating tips
Founder’s Day is fast approaching. The manic stress from an accumulation of papers and exams slowly eats away at the sanity of the typical Vassarian. But on May 7, 2016,…