10 reasons why your hangover is a special snowflake
According to the always reliable nevertoohungover.com–which I can only assume from its name, is the BuzzFeed of sites devoted to drinking–Frank Sinatra once said, “I feel sorry for people who…
Humor & Satire
What to do with your Misc after reading every last word
Ever wonder what to do with the Misc once you’ve dutifully read each page and written to your local legislator about the tampon initiative? Here are some options you can…
Need blind: the presidential candidate nobody expected
Sup Vassholes! My name is Evelyn Frick (she/her/hers), and as a staff columnist at The Miscellany News, I wanted to use this very important platform/napkin to discuss something I have…
Intramural Athletes Association demands to be taken seriously
To the Vassar community, We as the Intramural Athletes Association want to address the current campus climate regarding intramural athletics. We’re very disappointed to see so much snow around this…
UpC guy behind Vassar Missed
The Vassar Missed admin has finally revealed himself. Patrick “The UpC/Kiosk Guy” has posted a statement on the page and disclosed his role as the mind behind the most popular…
Guest speaker hopes to lift waning bro culture
On Thursday, April 7 at 9 p.m., the Bro Students Alliance will host speaker Benjamin Press in the Aula. There will be a reception afterwards where people can ask questions,…
Patrons protest mug closing before ‘love hour’
To many Vassar students, the Mug is a great equalizer: all boundaries of class, race and dignity fade away when you are crammed into a lightless cavern like drunken sardines,…
Students screw up Vassar Wifi hotspot
After growing complaints about Student Secure’s inability to perform at the most inopportune times, investigative reporters at The Miscellany News infiltrated the Computing & Information Services (CIS) department only to…
‘Harrison,’ the next ‘Hamilton’
Step aside, “Hamilton;” there’s a new musical chronicling the presidency of another American patriot! No, not any Founding Fathers. Not ringing any bells? Don’t worry, the American education system didn’t…
Vassar Womp Womps recount their experiences abroad
Since late fall, a sense of incompleteness has hung over the Vassar campus. Something has been missing. It’s as if a hole has been burrowed into the student body, a…