Naive student gets REKT by realistic academic standards
Dear Professor Normal, Do you remember when we first met? I do. It was the first day of second semester. I was five minutes late because I’d snoozed my alarm…
Humor & Satire
Neko Atsume app foreshadows impending cat-astrophe
They’ve infiltrated our lives, our houses, our minds—and most of us don’t even realize it yet. It has been clear since the unstoppable wave of adorable cat videos infected the…
Code Red: a behind the scenes look at YouTube’s decision to sell out
Inside the red and white headquarters of the established YouTube Corporation, an emergency board meeting had been called. The men and women in pressed suits sat around the polished white…
Retreat worker embraces inner cephalopod
Retreat, verb – (of an army) to withdraw from enemy forces as a result of their superior power or after defeat. Sometimes, my work-study duty at The Retreat’s grill window…
Pregnancy a symptom of common cold
It’s that time of year again: I spend the winter preparing for, recovering from or having a cold. Naturally, even when I only feel the slightest bit I always go…
ResLife to form “LoveLife” branch, assign Valentines
We’ve now almost hit the two decade mark, and being single on Valentine’s day has been one of the few constants in my life. That and bad haircuts. But hey!…
Despite questionable methods, stalker blogger finds excellent fashion advice
As a successful and hip fashion blogger it is my solemn duty to keep updated on all the goings on in the fashion world. I do this not only by…
Memes elucidate candidates’ convictions
Everybody loves a good meme. That fact is as scientifically proven as gravity or vaccinations not spreading autism. Seeing clever, and often ridiculous, online content that come in different variations…
TV series to reveal Misc’s production
Today, filming started for the newest TV series “The Means of Production,” which aims to expose the thrilling process behind the completion of the Miscellany News, Vassar’s longstanding weekly newspaper,…
Winter storm Jonas much more chill than brothers
Once upon a time, long, long, ago, like three weeks ago, in a place not so far away, there was a freshman neophyte enjoying her first winter break of college.…