Misc-adventurous Maddy livetweets #JobSearch2k15
While half my brain is still living in denial that I am graduating in 60-some days, thanks to my parents’…encouragement (read: nagging) and my overwhelming sense of guilt and fear,…
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7 Spring Break Locations for the Poughkeepsie Stuck
Wow, look at all this warm tropical snow still on campus. If we’re lucky, it’ll be gone by July. But don’t let the cold get you down. As the resident…
Romancing the Deece: a Miscellaneous interview
As a social hub and “food” place on campus, the Deece is as mysterious as it is frustrating. When we sit down for an interview, the Deece welcomes me in…
Maddy’s Misc-adventurous middle school midterm jams
Thirteen was my last year of innocence, my last year of childhood, my last year of wearing jeans that were two inches too short and those pink and black cat…
10 Ways You Know You’re Going Too Hard In Your Intramural Sport
Intramural sports are a matter of life or death…for some. Here are 10 signs you’re taking your sport a little too seriously. You celebrate like it is the World…
Problem? All this snow Solution? Move that shiz
When confronted with a problem, there is only one solution: run away. But what happens when that problem is everywhere you go? And no, I’m not talking about your regrettable…
Not Your Garlic Knot: letter from an irate Bacio’s driver
To the Students of Vassar College, French kiss a cactus, go back to county (a misunderstanding, really), listen to Nickelback, slurp the raw yolk of an egg through a…
Ask Banner: Haiku Edition of the Misc’s “weekly” “advice” column
My Dear Banner, I thought once Valentine’s Day had passed, I would stop doting on the subject of love as much as I do. And yet, it seems like every…
Bam, Wham, Seriously Man?: proper job interview etiquette
As someone who has all the jobs, I can say with confidence that interviews are the most painful part of the whole application process. Like, physically painful. Flogging is standard…
Prof. Bashaw guest lectures for new course ART 1sn0w6
Good afternoon, students! If you are wondering where Professor Tallon is, fear not. He has given me a tour of the campus so that I can investigate these creations for…