Game changer! Registrar adds new Fall 2015 courses
To all Students: The Course Catalog has recently been modified to reflect the late introduction of several new classes being taught in the 2015/2016 Academic Year. While you can already…
Humor & Satire
Clinton anounces candidacy for Main House President
Hillary Clinton has recently announced that she will be running for Main House President for 2015-16. In a six-second post on Vine, Mrs. Clinton proclaimed that she will in fact…
~Beyond Basic~: 10 original activities to fill your spring
1.Never shut the fuck up about how nice it is out The first step to enjoying warm weather is to tell everyone that you are enjoying it. This provides key…
If You Give a Senior a Meal Swipe: a children’s classic
If you give a senior a meal swipe, they will want to sneak no less than two and no more than 13 pieces of Tupperware with them into the Deece.…
Ask Banner: Thesis Edition of The Misc’s “Weekly” “Advice” Column
Dear Banner, I completed my thesis this week. Hooray, right? Not so much. I guess I didn’t plan on becoming so absorbed into the process of writing a thesis. Now…
Eau de Vassar: a Spring Fragrance Line
Founder’s Day Flushed Extremely floral in brightness and hoppy in taste, this addictive blend doubles as a drink and a gender-neutral perfume. Alcohol content: nine percent from the beer, 95…
A Week without a Phone: a grueling, timeless endeavor
My iPhone got sick in early March. It was just a normal day: we were spending time together, checking in at any spare moment, when inexplicably at lunchtime I checked…
The Misc’s Guide to: Dos and Don’ts of your internship, life
They say April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers bring? That’s right: June part-time to full-time unpaid federal loopholes known as summer internships. As many…
9 Hapless Passengers Who Ruin Roadtrips
The Overpacker This person manages the impressive feat of being annoying both before and during the trip. First, they expect help loading their bags, (which appear to be enough for…
Caffeinated thoughts from the Krafted Cup: a stream
I’m sitting by my lonesome in the Krafted Cup on the last Sunday of spring break of the semester that was supposed to be my last, struggling through Darwinian literary…