Physicists expand knowledge of what we don’t know
Researchers at CERN working with the Large Hadron Collider have recently found evidence that the universe may not work at all like we thought it did. A team of physicists…
Humor & Satire
Soothsayer Suzanna gives your October horoscope
Aries: March 21 to April 19 Good fortune will come on the 27th when the full moon rises. But not too good, so don’t get excited. You might get Oreos…
Student braces himself for life as pro Pokémon trainer
Pokémon and the Nintendo Company recently announced that they will be releasing Pokémon GO in 2016. Tsunekazu Ishihara, president and CEO of The Pokémon Company said, “Our challenge was to…
Decent rice and beans are all it takes to win Deece cookoff
As many students know, Vassar’s own All Campus Dining Center (ACDC (Deece)), is host to an up-and-coming reality TV show, “Cutthroat Kitchen: College Edition.” Vassar would like to thank the…
Hipsters to leave behind mason jars, begin using Ziploc bags
During these last few weeks of summer, and at all times really, it is important to stay hydrated. For hipsters, picking the proper drinking vessel is just as vital as…
Friends from the first flush: the story of bathroom buddies
We met on move-in day. The air was thick with anticipation and sweat from our fatigued bodies as we dragged our meager, yet still bulky possessions through the house and…
Improvising adulthood: how to conduct yourself at college
Ah, College; a murky, drunken twilight zone whose inhabitants clumsily straddle the line between adolescence and adulthood. But not you, right? You’re the physical embodiment of maturity and self-sufficiency. Never…
The Misc presents the first ever Deece monologues
Ok I have to try really hard to not make eye contact with anyone. I should have picked out a table first, someone’s probably going to ram right into me…
Acclaimed music critic kicks pop songs while they are up
If you spent time with a faulty aux cord this summer, you must have encountered some new music. I said new, not good. Here are five of the lowlights. 1.…
Hold me back: the story of a sophomore fighting for a rerun
As I begin my second year at Vassar, I admit that I’m still unsure about a lot of things. I’m clueless when it comes to my major (“undecided” should definitely…