On Thursday, April 7 at 9 p.m., the Bro Students Alliance will host speaker Benjamin Press in the Aula. There will be a reception afterwards where people can ask questions, get high fives and enjoy refreshments such as chocolate milk and grilled chicken breasts.
“We could def get some gains from having Mr. Press speak,” said Bro Students Alliance Patriarch Brett Gainez in an interview with The Miscellany News. What bros deserve to gain in society is unclear, but Press will object to the sun setting on bro culture.
Press explained the challenges that face the modern-day bro. “Bros around the country are struggling to find spaces to toss crumpled napkins at cronies’ cups. That’s not all, protein prices are at an all time high.”