Magic Mike 3 to star Alison DiLaurentis
Despite her clear aversion to attention of any kind, Alison DiLaurentis ’23 has been identified as “a diamond in the rough” by Warner Bros. executive Cann Fuckoff, the first female…
Day: April 27, 2022
Pitching theoretical terms for the group of athletes who yelled “take off that mask” at me as I walked to the Deece in what was not quite a catcall but was perhaps a maskcall
Maskhole Toxic maskulinity Expired maskara The unmasked singer Emaskulated manchild
Features Editor defends rum raisin ice cream
Last week, a war broke out in the Misc office. The conflict started with an unprovoked attack on rum raisin ice cream by Senior Editor Monika Sweeney. In her article,…
The exceptionality of Elif Batuman’s “The Idiot”
I first glimpsed the cover of “The Idiot” by Elif Batuman nearly two years ago. I was in my hometown bookstore, ambling through the air-conditioned shop on a yellow, lethargic…
Vassar College Choir touches with final performance
As the crowd gathered into Skinner Hall at golden hour on April 22, friends and family alike collectively engaged in the excited murmur typically preceding a…
Exploring the overlooked art of live albums
Although studio albums tend to be the most praised and consumed form of recorded music, live albums present their audiences with unique art that cannot be replicated through studio recording.…
Wilco’s anniversary concert brings past to new heights
Last Saturday, I found myself sitting in the auditorium of the United Palace Theater in Manhattan, a space that felt more like a work of art than a room. Dark…
Outbreak of gastrointestinal illness afflicts students
After being wrenched awake by stomach pain in the early hours of April 25, Henryk Kessel ’25 found himself vomiting in the bathrooms of Josselyn House. Feeling light-headed, he went…
Concert sparks controversy
On April 22, singer-songwriter Indigo De Souza opened for Flo Milli during Vassar College Entertainment’s (ViCE) annual Spring Concert. De Souza later posted on her Instagram story to voice her…
VSA, house teams elected for 2022-23 school year
Student elections came to a close last weekend for the majority of positions on the Vassar Student Association (VSA) and house teams. Here are some statements from a few members…