An ode to the Nircle

Limerick #1

There once was a field called the Nircle

Although others would call it Noyes Circle

A place most sublime

No matter the time

Which Franklin House once encircled

An Incident

I came downstairs to meet my friend Maria

Oh, how happy I was to see-ha!

We skipped out the door, arm in arm

Grateful not to hear another fire alarm!

We made our way across the grass

Laughing and chatting and talking of class

Along came a friend, coffee in hand

We strode to her, across the land

Maria grabbed the coffee, and took a large swig

The drink was delicious, and she smiled so big

Then suddenly, her bag fell off her shoulder

I watched as it slid, mouth agape in horror

Her bag fell down her arm, and it was so heavy

It knocked her off-balance, she was not steady

Her cup of coffee lept from her grasp

She was startled, shocked, she let out a gasp

The coffee flew and soared through the air

Maria and I could do nothing but stare

Her whole coffee drink soaked into the ground

Only the empty plastic cup could be found

The spot where it fell smells a bit like coffee still

The Nircle absorbed what came from the spill

So if you ever taste some grass coffee-rich

The person to thank is Maria Spill-ovanovic.

Limerick #2

The Nircle, a place for joy

Full of joyous girls and boys

Come Halloween season

With no rhyme or reason

A large swath of grass is destroyed

NIRCLE

No place is better to sit

Incredible Nircle, none compare to it

Relax in the grass, have fun in the sun
Clear your mind, lie down, your woes are done
Look at the grass, the hammocks, the trees
Enjoy the view, but don’t get stung by the bees!

Limerick #3

There once was an ant named Kate

Who was longing to find a mate

To the Nircle she came

Looking for her flame

But was struck by the sights, so great!

NNOOYYEESS

Noyes

Oyes

Yes
Es

S

Limerick #4

There once was a bee named Frank

He rode to the Nircle on a tank

A field of delight

Awash in sunlight

In the center, a cute ant, Frank gave thanks!

A Bright and Sunny Day

I step out of the doors of Noyes

And stop to contemplate the joys

The Nircle never fails to raise my spirits

I’ll shout its praise so all can hear it

A sea of green awaits my eyes

Pairing lovely with the blue of the skies

Each blade of grass, each little clover

Makes a stunning display that my gaze sweeps over

People are out enjoying the day

I can see them skipping and shouting “hooray!”

The Nircle is a place that makes everyone happy

It even makes me get a bit sappy

I step upon the field, and fall to my knees

I run my hands across the earth, full of glee

This wonderful space always makes me smile

Any time spent here is time worthwhile

Limerick #5

“Hello to you!” said Frank the bee

Smiley and happy as a bee could be

Kate the ant turned

Her stomach churned

She swooned, and nearly fell to her knees

ME!

Josie loves the Nircle, without a doubt
Often you’ll find her there, lounging about

She loves to frolic and sit at the picnic tables
In fact, she’d be there all day, if she was able
Entropy is constant, but the Nircle is stable

Limerick #6

“Come here often?” asked Kate the ant

“Often enough, I’m a big fan of plants

But also because—”

And here he buzzed

“—here a house named for me used to stand!”

A Parting Haiku

I love the Nircle

(In case you couldn’t tell). It’s

Just an awesome place.

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