Zuckerberg to spill Vassar FB tea
The tech industry and the world at large were left reeling last week when news broke that Cambridge Analytica, the name of which blatantly sounds like a nefarious, anti-democratic corporation,…
Humor & Satire
Horoscopes– 2/28
Aries It’s probably been a while since you’ve had a date. No need to feel sad. Other people are the worst! So instead, pamper yourself with naps and the “Men of Hawaii” calendar…
Deece suffers food fight tragedy, reform proves messy
Dear all, I am writing in regard to the recent events affecting the All Campus Dining Center. Like so many other colleges across the country, ours has experienced the heinous vandalism of an isolated,…
‘Hey, that’s great advice!’ Ask the two Mice of Main
On the warm days last week I impulsively cut the sleeves off of all my shirts. What do I do now that it’s cold and all I have are muscle tanks? —Sleeveless…
Ten tips on how to survive this never-ending winter
Last week, Vassar experienced 48 hours of sunshine, warmth and no snow. It was beautiful. Students bloomed from the muddy quad to enjoy the rays of sun that smiled upon them.…
Exclusive: First-year gives inside look into her acclaimed Skrillex fanfiction
Were you one of those people who wrote fanfiction about celebrities you were obsessed with? Do you remember the days when you felt like you could realistically date Liam Payne?…
Horoscope 2/21
Aries Remember not to take your friends for granted. Tell them that their Vassar Dad hat is totally tubular and make sure to thank them when they help you sit…
Can you help me with this essay?
It’s only a few weeks away until spring break, spelling a drastic increase in midterms and papers for most students. Due to my superior organizational skills, I have pretty much…
Horoscope
Aries You may not have had a Valentine’s Day date. No need to feel sad. Other people are the worst! So instead, pamper yourself with naps and the “Men of…
Which sin are you? Nine circles of group project hell
Professors love to think that assigning group projects allows students to bond over ideas, work tirelessly together outside class hours and come out in the end as more responsible individuals.…