Someone rang the doorbell!
Ooo! Who could it be?
Maybe it’s a talking goose
Who wants a cup of tea!
Or maybe it’s a cobbler
With a magic pair of shoes!
Or maybe it’s—close the door!
I stole that guy’s canoe!
– Anna Kozloski
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