If you have read my column before, you know that I am no stranger to missing a deadline or two and maybe sometimes phoning in my assignments. However, as the semester starts to near an end, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to someone who has been privy to my tardiness more than a few times. Yes, I would like to apologize to Humor Editor Madi Donat.
Not only have I turned in all my submissions at least a day late this semester, but I am also currently writing this one past the deadline. I would like to say that it is because I have completed my three other assignments that are also two weeks late, but we all know that would be a lie…
Anyway, I will not make any excuses. Not only am I extremely forgetful, but I also forget that I write for The Miscellany News almost every day. The number of times I have gotten compliments on my column from strangers and have responded “what column?” is way more than it should be.
So once again, Madi, I would like to formally apologize for my many, many late submissions and for the future submissions that will also be extremely late.