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Day: September 14, 2022
Horoscopes
Aries This week, thoughts rattle around your head like they are beads and your head is a maraca. There are lots of benefits to this: Firstly, you get to make…
Students express outrage over an attack on Vassar’s most beloved tree
On Friday evening, I was saddened to learn some unfortunate news about a certain weeping willow located between Chicago Hall and Raymond House. It was the sort of news that…
Ranking of all of the classroom buildings: Part 1
I never rest. I rank things in my sleep. I am plagued with visions of Clickhole and Buzzfeed, listicle fairies dancing around my head incessantly. There is no cure, except…
The intense and harrowing study abroad scramble
Have you ever wondered whether you could abandon the daily Vassar grind, just chuck it all out and start again in some faraway land? Have you ever wanted to try…
A Funeral Toll
Across the world hear peal of mourning bells For our belovèd queen has last been felled. Our sex tree! Grief for Vassar’s majesty, Adored by all the classes ever known,…
An Oversized Menace
There once was a girl from De Bilt Who exclusively traveled by stilt; She’d stride way up high And stomp passersby Then chortle with no trace of guilt. –…
Student witnesses the impact of the Queen’s death while abroad
On Sept. 8, 2022, Buckingham Palace announced that Queen Elizabeth II had died at Balmoral Castle. As a citizen of both the United States and the United Kingdom currently studying…
New school year brings expanded dining choices, better quality food
Dining is undoubtedly an important factor in the life of a college student. A good meal can often set the tone for the day between the rush of classes, practices,…