Dickle
There once was a young man named Dickle Who betrothed himself to a pickle. A couple days later He eloped with a ’tater; That dastardly man was quite fickle. …
Anna Kozloski
A Lovesick Lobster
There once was a man whose vocation Was to therapize lonely crustaceans, But one day defiant, He boiled is client In a barbarous fit of frustration. – Anna Kozloski
A Flower’s Grievance
Remove your schnoz! This just won’t do! How would you feel If I sniffed you?! – Anna Kozloski
Ew
Ewie! Ewie! Ewie! I’ll flush it down the loo-ey! – Anna Kozloski
Cone Person
I live in a cone. Please leave me alone. This is my home; Get a cone of your own. – Anna Kozloski
A Monster Grabbed My Ankles
A monster grabbed my ankles As I climbed into my bed. He pulled me down and under And shook my little head. I thought that he would kill me…