Anna Kozloski

Caprice

By – 2 years ago

A young lady prone to caprice Made strange plans for when she deceased. Her gravestone, it read, “Here lieth her head;” “Her body blows ashen in Nice.”   – Anna…

Lady Fudd

By – 2 years ago

Lady Fudd is quite refined; A dame like her is hard to find. She primps and blots her teeny nose Then pins her curls in tidy rows. And when she’s…

An Unwitting Valentine

By – 2 years ago

She seduces, enchants and beguiles Her suitors with coy little smiles. And how perfect! How sweet! That they double as treats For her ravenous pet crocodiles!   – Anna Kozloski

Dickle

By – 2 years ago

There once was a young man named Dickle Who betrothed himself to a pickle. A couple days later He eloped with a ’tater; That dastardly man was quite fickle.  …

A Lovesick Lobster

By – 2 years ago

There once was a man whose vocation Was to therapize lonely crustaceans, But one day defiant, He boiled is client In a barbarous fit of frustration.   – Anna Kozloski

Ew

By – 3 years ago

Ewie! Ewie! Ewie! I’ll flush it down the loo-ey!   – Anna Kozloski

Cone Person

By – 3 years ago

I live in a cone. Please leave me alone. This is my home; Get a cone of your own.   – Anna Kozloski

A Monster Grabbed My Ankles

By – 3 years ago

A monster grabbed my ankles As I climbed into my bed. He pulled me down and under And shook my little head.   I thought that he would kill me…