MADAM GOAT
The gentlemen fawned over Madam Goat, Who clad herself in a designer coat. Later, ladies, seized with malice, Relieved their envy with a poisoned chalice. – Anna Kozloski…
Anna Kozloski
Infantile Instinct
A babe had a horrid propensity To shriek with such frightful intensity That one fateful day, When denied time to play, Its cry quaked the earth with immensity. – Anna…
Star-Crossed Lovers
To a cat in pursuit of its tail Said a wistful, heartbroken snail, “Beware a heart set On what it can’t get! I should know; I’m in love with a…
The Shower Singer
A girl by the name of Lynn Squeak Uttered sweet-sounding trills from her beak. But what a curious thing! When the loud water waned, You’d only hear hideous shrieks! …
Lool
There was an old woman named Lool Who asked to partake in a duel. When I shook my head no, She delivered a blow Aimed right at the family jewels.…
An Indecorous Match
The dancer, though dainty and lithe, Sports manners egregiously blithe. For she vexed the well-bred When she waltzed with instead That grim looking man with a scythe. – Anna…
Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper
Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper Befriended a ten foot viper. Her only regret Was her fatal neglect Of the serpent’s penchant to bite her. – Anna Kozloski
Caprice
A young lady prone to caprice Made strange plans for when she deceased. Her gravestone, it read, “Here lieth her head;” “Her body blows ashen in Nice.” – Anna…
Lady Fudd
Lady Fudd is quite refined; A dame like her is hard to find. She primps and blots her teeny nose Then pins her curls in tidy rows. And when she’s…
An Unwitting Valentine
She seduces, enchants and beguiles Her suitors with coy little smiles. And how perfect! How sweet! That they double as treats For her ravenous pet crocodiles! – Anna Kozloski