An Indecorous Match
The dancer, though dainty and lithe, Sports manners egregiously blithe. For she vexed the well-bred When she waltzed with instead That grim looking man with a scythe. – Anna…
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Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper
Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper Befriended a ten foot viper. Her only regret Was her fatal neglect Of the serpent’s penchant to bite her. – Anna Kozloski
Caprice
A young lady prone to caprice Made strange plans for when she deceased. Her gravestone, it read, “Here lieth her head;” “Her body blows ashen in Nice.” – Anna…
Lady Fudd
Lady Fudd is quite refined; A dame like her is hard to find. She primps and blots her teeny nose Then pins her curls in tidy rows. And when she’s…
An Unwitting Valentine
She seduces, enchants and beguiles Her suitors with coy little smiles. And how perfect! How sweet! That they double as treats For her ravenous pet crocodiles! – Anna Kozloski
Dickle
There once was a young man named Dickle Who betrothed himself to a pickle. A couple days later He eloped with a ’tater; That dastardly man was quite fickle. …
A Lovesick Lobster
There once was a man whose vocation Was to therapize lonely crustaceans, But one day defiant, He boiled is client In a barbarous fit of frustration. – Anna Kozloski
A Flower’s Grievance
Remove your schnoz! This just won’t do! How would you feel If I sniffed you?! – Anna Kozloski
Ew
Ewie! Ewie! Ewie! I’ll flush it down the loo-ey! – Anna Kozloski
Cone Person
I live in a cone. Please leave me alone. This is my home; Get a cone of your own. – Anna Kozloski