Anna Kozloski

TRIALS AND TURNIP-ULATIONS

By – 4 days ago

‘Twas a matter remarkably queer That a turnip had grown from each ear, And to make matters worse He’d not see a nurse; The prognosis, indeed, was unclear. – Anna…

DEVOUT DUPLICITY

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There once was a dubious parson Who zealously dabbled in arson, And in Hell, he rejoiced That the torture of choice Did not daunt but secretly charmed him. – Anna…

MARITIME MELODIES

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The wily and winsome coquette Grew bored of tall blondes and brunettes; She retired her ways And now spends her days In a submarine bugle quartet.   – Anna Kozloski

TWIN TERRORS

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A maniacal set of spry twins Chased each other about with large pins, And their mother repented The day she invented Partakers of such frightful sins.   – Anna Kozloski

MADAM GOAT

By – 2 months ago

The gentlemen fawned over Madam Goat, Who clad herself in a designer coat.   Later, ladies, seized with malice, Relieved their envy with a poisoned chalice.   – Anna Kozloski…

Infantile Instinct

By – 2 months ago

A babe had a horrid propensity To shriek with such frightful intensity That one fateful day, When denied time to play, Its cry quaked the earth with immensity. – Anna…

Star-Crossed Lovers

By – 2 months ago

To a cat in pursuit of its tail Said a wistful, heartbroken snail, “Beware a heart set On what it can’t get! I should know; I’m in love with a…

The Shower Singer

By – 7 months ago

A girl by the name of Lynn Squeak Uttered sweet-sounding trills from her beak. But what a curious thing! When the loud water waned, You’d only hear hideous shrieks!  …

Lool

By – 8 months ago

There was an old woman named Lool Who asked to partake in a duel. When I shook my head no, She delivered a blow Aimed right at the family jewels.…