Anna Kozloski

The Shower Singer

By – 2 months ago

A girl by the name of Lynn Squeak Uttered sweet-sounding trills from her beak. But what a curious thing! When the loud water waned, You’d only hear hideous shrieks!  …

Lool

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There was an old woman named Lool Who asked to partake in a duel. When I shook my head no, She delivered a blow Aimed right at the family jewels.…

An Indecorous Match

By – 3 months ago

The dancer, though dainty and lithe, Sports manners egregiously blithe. For she vexed the well-bred When she waltzed with instead That grim looking man with a scythe.   – Anna…

Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper

By – 3 months ago

Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper Befriended a ten foot viper. Her only regret Was her fatal neglect Of the serpent’s penchant to bite her.   – Anna Kozloski

Caprice

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A young lady prone to caprice Made strange plans for when she deceased. Her gravestone, it read, “Here lieth her head;” “Her body blows ashen in Nice.”   – Anna…

Lady Fudd

By – 3 months ago

Lady Fudd is quite refined; A dame like her is hard to find. She primps and blots her teeny nose Then pins her curls in tidy rows. And when she’s…

An Unwitting Valentine

By – 5 months ago

She seduces, enchants and beguiles Her suitors with coy little smiles. And how perfect! How sweet! That they double as treats For her ravenous pet crocodiles!   – Anna Kozloski

Dickle

By – 5 months ago

There once was a young man named Dickle Who betrothed himself to a pickle. A couple days later He eloped with a ’tater; That dastardly man was quite fickle.  …

A Lovesick Lobster

By – 5 months ago

There once was a man whose vocation Was to therapize lonely crustaceans, But one day defiant, He boiled is client In a barbarous fit of frustration.   – Anna Kozloski