Horoscopes: April 6
I’ve heard the internet is abuzz with some sort of controversy this week. Apparently, somebody is mad at somebody else for doing or not doing something, and it’s causing…
Day: April 6, 2022
“Why does God hate me?”—Reflections on a leaky ceiling
This week I thought I’d fill you in on “the situation” that’s been going down in my Main triple for the past week. Generally, I’m a fan of water, but…
Vacationing for total morons
Spring break has been over now for a few weeks, and many Vassar students took their first proper vacation in a very long time. The world is beginning to move…
Top 10 floors of Jewett
As someone who has lived in Jewett House for a copious six months, I consider myself to be something of a Jewett connoisseur. A black and gold groupie, if you…
Buccaneers Coach Bruce Arians retires amidst tumultuous offseason
Just over a year after leading the team to a Super Bowl championship, Bruce Arians is stepping down as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ head coach and moving into a role…
Letter to the Editor: On the trials and tribulations of the new Judicial Board
Dear Vassar Community, Because many people are not even aware that the Judicial Board exists, let me begin by answering the question, “What is the Judicial Board?” The new…
Examining the effects of living in a six-by-nine-foot box during the pandemic
[TW: This article contains mentions of suicide and violence] Nick Clark, a prior inmate of several central Massachusetts state prisons for battery assault and drug trafficking is one of the…
@iD.Films raises the bar for Vassar Athletics’ social media platforms
It was the shot heard around the campus. With two seconds remaining and down one to league opponent Hobart College, men’s basketball guard Ben Freed ’23 inbounded a hail mary…
Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper
Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper Befriended a ten foot viper. Her only regret Was her fatal neglect Of the serpent’s penchant to bite her. – Anna Kozloski
The Best Intramural Volleyball Team, Ever
Mar. 29, Kenyon Courts, sometime in the evening. Two teams, sweaty and exhausted—but ready to sweat some more—stand on either side of the court. Knees are slightly bent, torsos lean…