Day: April 6, 2022

Horoscopes: April 6

By Anthony Lanzillo – 3 months ago

  I’ve heard the internet is abuzz with some sort of controversy this week. Apparently, somebody is mad at somebody else for doing or not doing something, and it’s causing…

Vacationing for total morons

By Alyssa Willeford – 3 months ago

Spring break has been over now for a few weeks, and many Vassar students took their first proper vacation in a very long time. The world is beginning to move…

Top 10 floors of Jewett

By Nandini Likki – 3 months ago

As someone who has lived in Jewett House for a copious six months, I consider myself to be something of a Jewett connoisseur. A black and gold groupie, if you…

Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper

By – 3 months ago

Priscilla Pip Tootsie Piper Befriended a ten foot viper. Her only regret Was her fatal neglect Of the serpent’s penchant to bite her.   – Anna Kozloski

The Best Intramural Volleyball Team, Ever

By – 3 months ago

Mar. 29, Kenyon Courts, sometime in the evening. Two teams, sweaty and exhausted—but ready to sweat some more—stand on either side of the court. Knees are slightly bent, torsos lean…