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Day: November 2, 2022
I spent the night in the Comedy Cellar: A review
Had I known that the Fat Black Pussycat cared so fervently about 19-year-olds not drinking alcohol, I would’ve put up a fight about entering. I should’ve seen it coming. The…
Horoscopes
Aries Recovering from a weekend of partying takes time, so sleep well and often. But sometimes, you sleep too much and then need to recover from that, too. Life is…
Harbor a family of mice over the winter: A four-step program
I am currently housing 12-25 uninvited ladybugs on my ceiling at this time. They showed up sometime during Fall Break, and they have not left. I kinda like them, though.…
A quick guide to getting absolutely, positively baked
Getting absolutely baked is a classic college experience and one I would definitely encourage you to try during your time at Vassar. Of course, you do need to be careful;…
MARITIME MELODIES
The wily and winsome coquette Grew bored of tall blondes and brunettes; She retired her ways And now spends her days In a submarine bugle quartet. – Anna Kozloski
Affirmative action is needed for educational equity
On Monday, Oct. 31, the Supreme Court heard deliberations regarding affirmative action in college admissions. In two separate but related cases, Students for Fair Admissions v. President and Fellows of…
Elon Musk is not a hero, as seen in his recent purchase of Twitter
A common trope on the internet is “eat the rich.” It stems from the French philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau, a French Revolution leader, who more aptly quoted, “[W]hen the people have…
New York baseball falters: Yankees, Mets fail to make World Series
At any point prior to the MLB’s all-star break, it would have been difficult to envision both the New York Yankees and the New York Mets falling as flat as…
Fall At Vassar
MATTHEWS GHOST SPOOKTACULAR OKTOBERFEST RAYMOND DOUGHNUTS PUMPKIN HUDSON VALLEY APPLE PICKING LEAVES THE TENT CIDER HALLOWEEKEND ARBORETUM FARMERS MARKET TRICK OR TREAT OCTOBER BREAK MIDTERMS CANDY BOO ACORN WOMP WOMP…