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Day: February 15, 2023
It’s cold but not snowing: The sky has betrayed me
On Saturday, the fourth day in that dastardly month we call “February,” I awoke at 10:15 a.m. I adore sleeping, particularly because I was isolating after a COVID-19 exposure and…
Student laundry left high and (not) dry
Two weeks ago, students across campus were left stranded with piles of sopping wet laundry and no way to dry them. The dryers in several residential houses went offline with…
Horoscopes
Aries Getting wasted and feeling like death the next morning is OUT; refined, classy parties are IN! Next time you want to have a gathering, why not impress with some…
Princely Perils
The shrieks of one puny Prince Gibb Roused a nurse to inspect the babe’s crib. Her findings were shocking— A cradle still rocking A singular, semi-mauled rib. – Anna…
No one is really that cool, therefore everyone is
It is no surprise that every college student deals with some sort of insecurity as they enter the early years of adulthood. In your first year, when you are fresh…
Thesis writing for the intellectually inadequate
Are you a starry-eyed freshperson? Are you overwhelmed with the possibilities of your Vassar career, at the thought of eating Deece food for three more years and sleeping in the…
President Bradley to debut new ‘endless’ Sunday email
Inspired by the “infinite scroll” algorithms of social media sites like TikTok, Instagram and Facebook, President of the College Elizabeth Bradley announced plans on Tuesday to release a new “endless”…
Why you should care about avian flu in new animals
For most of us, the flu is not much more than an annoyance. Cold-like symptoms for a week, missing classes and then the worst of it is over. For those…
State of the Union demonstrates progress, room for improvement
This week, we heard from President of the United States Joe Biden in the annual State of the Union address. Many topics were covered, from transportation to the Chinese spy…