Bored at graduation? So am I…
As the end of May approaches, every parent’s, grandparent’s, uncle’s, and vodka aunt’s favorite time of year gets closer and closer: graduation season. Don’t get me wrong, graduations are important!…
Evelyn Frick
Retiring Humor Editor reflects on sweet-talking writers, ‘Space Jam’
Dear Humor & Satire section of the Misc, If I had known in utero that The Miscellany News existed, I would’ve been born ready to be its Humor Editor. Doing…
HEL brings stand-up comedian Ashley Gavin to campus
Over the last few weeks, student organizations have brought some well-known and amusing comedians to Vassar, all of whom have brought their own unique experiences and work to showcase. To…
Harry Styles proves as hot, pretentious as ever in single
Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck Harry Styles. I’d fuck him hard. I’d fuck his voice. His voice is sultry and rough, how I’d like the sex to be. (And…
Doughn’t leave me: a love ode to bread during Passover
I love bread. I’ve never been in love with a human man, but I can say with certainty that I trust and love a good piece of bread. Any kind…
I’m not having family issues, you’re having family issues
My cousin Tim thinks I’m a degenerate. Well actually, (Wow it’s weird to be the one using this phrase for once. Usually white men are saying this phrase at me.)…
An IUD and a vacation all at once
As the snow melts away into spring once more, the birds and bees have come out to play. (I wonder if we’ll have to come up with a new adage…
The Vassar Plague strikes again, with some fatalities
Not to be overdramatic, dear readers, but I am dying. In lieu of flowers, please send cute puppies to my family, because I know that’s what they would’ve wanted. (And…
After twenty years, ‘Space Jam’ is still a uniquely bad movie
I need to preface this article by saying that I have never seen the classic docudrama “Space Jam.” That being said, this is a review, and I give “Space Jam”…
Pat Toomey is a bad senator and I want him to read this
Generally, I think that conversations about politics should be kept civilized. Each side should approach each other with gracious decorum and humility. Above all, both sides of the aisle should…