Horoscopes: March 31
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Day: March 30, 2022
The mulch grows on
The spring birds are loudly and proudly making their spring sounds, filling the air with a cacophony of cheeps and tweets. Although most are heard and not seen, the all-American…
ECON 102 No longer available for NRO, leaving humanities students outraged
Humanities students were outraged Monday when the Assistant Secretary to the Dean of Studies announced that a variety of courses, including Economics 102: Introduction to Economics, would no longer be…
Westboro Baptist Church retracts statement calling Vassar an ‘Ivy League Whorehouse’ after realizing Vassar isn’t a part of the Ivy League
When it comes to inflammatory hate speech and staunch hyper-Calvinism, it is difficult to find an organization better at it than the infamous Westboro Baptist Church. Known for its hate…
The trials and tribulations of not thinking NYC is that cool
Coming back to Vassar after spring break was a bit of a trip. Even though it was only two weeks, it easily felt like an eternity. Was that because I…
Completing the Circle: College Announces Renovation Plans for Noyes House
The College has unveiled its plans for the grand-scale renovation of the Emma Hartman Noyes House, ambitiously set to be completed by the end of the 2022 summer break. Vassar…
Take me out to the ball game
As a true Baseball Nut™, I take my DIII games seriously. Sure, I could take the Metro North to Yankee stadium to see the professionals, but a) the season hasn’t…
Public health factors may prove an issue in Russian invasion of Ukraine
In the last month, Ukraine has undoubtedly seen its fair share of violence and horror. Russia’s invasion has disrupted the lives of millions of people immeasurably, but there is an…
Men’s basketball reaches new heights in historic season
With 1.9 seconds to play in their Liberty League quarter final game against Hobart, the Vassar men’s basketball team’ season appeared to be on the verge of coming to an…
March Madness serves as greatest sporting event of the year
While the Super Bowl captivates the minds of over 100 million live and virtual spectators every year, even amidst a global pandemic, I cannot in good conscience call it the…