Horrorscopes
ARIES Take a moment to appreciate the beautiful fall weather. It’s nice and chilly! It’s best not to think too hard about the cold spots you may pass through in…
Jordan Alch
Stepping back in time: Ely Hall’s artistic geologic timeline
According to radiometric dating, the Earth is 4.543 billion years old. Even as an earth science major myself, I find it hard to conceptualize just how much time that is.…
Horoscopes
ARIES Focus on self-care this week. Take out the trash in your room. Rinse your toothpaste out of the sink. Vacuum your floor. Do some dusting. This is actually just…
I’m so back: My thoughts on the winners of the Oscars
“Congratulations 96th Oscars nominees and winners!” Something I say all of the time, and it was not the first thing that showed up when I clicked on “oscars.com.” Please don’t…
A totally real film critic expertly predicts Oscar winners
“The Holdovers.” “Poor Things.” “Anatomy of a Fall.” What do all of these have in common? I haven’t seen any of them. Also, they’re up for an Oscar. My roommate…