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Day: April 3, 2024
THE END IS NIGH: WE’RE DOMED
Vassar College has recently announced plans to construct a massive dome over campus. The dome will span over the Terrace Apartments to the Town Houses east to west, and the…
Breaking News: Uncovering Betsy Bradley’s shrimp-spiracy of the century!
Dear readers, I come to you today with troubling news that will surely send shockwaves through the campus community. I hate to interrupt your morning coffee with such disquieting news,…
First-years celebrate 1,145 nights
As this academic year appears to be coming to a close, one class in particular is finding it hard to to come to terms with their remaining time on campus…
Vassar awards medal to genius who named Main Building
“Get it? Because it’s the Main Building!” The eureka moment struck William Obvious on a fateful day in late 1859, and since then, Vassar has never been the same. Today,…
Raymond House renovation underway
It’s the start of a new month and, unfortunately, also the start of a new building for Vassar College. At the beginning of April, Town of Poughkeepsie building inspector Bill…
Some birds are so scary
Some photos of birds that went extinct are a little frightening. According to a popular social media music app, singer Ellie Goulding does not understand how some birds are extinct.…
Vassar must charge tuition to mice, bats who live rent-free
Today, a bat flew over my suitemate as she exited the elevator in Jewett House. “It caused literal heart palpitations; I will never be the same,” said Olivia Salva ’25.…