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Day: April 26, 2023
Horoscopes
Aries I think the most Aries thing that I can tell you about my dad is that he once randomly flew to Jamaica with a friend because he wanted to…
A listicle of all of Madi’s listicles. Because why not.
Dear readers, The thing about a listicle is that it is untouchable. And the thing about MY listicles is that they are so good that they may be impossible…
Popular fall classes gain additional, slightly inferior sections
Another semester, another hectic period of pre-registration. Students looking to get into highly requested classes will be happy to know that new sections have opened with some intriguing adjustments. The…
How to say goodbye to Vassar
Life is all about transitions. Once you were a tiny, useless baby; now you’re a big, useless adult. Once you believed in unicorns and Santa; now you believe that your…
Vassar forgets to admit any students
With less than a week remaining until the May 1 deadline for high school seniors to commit to a college, The Miscellany News understands that Vassar has, to date, forgotten…
Vassar Brewers’ victory at Union a victory for union brewing at Vassar Brew
Last Saturday evening, triumphant shouting could be heard from a group of 15 excited students sitting in the Old Bookstore near The Brew. After further inquiry, it was revealed these…
Fruitless Fortunes
A woman who claimed premonition Put her services up for vendition. At each client, she’d shriek, “Your future is bleak! One day you will need a mortician!” – Anna Kozloski
Fast fashion contributes to climate change
It is no secret that we are currently in the middle of a climate crisis, one that scientists say will become irreversible if we do not slash greenhouse gas emissions…
The future is bright for graduates
This year as an Opinions writer, I have stayed firmly on the path of righteous anger and political debate. I have done this largely because it interests me, allows me…
Pain is Routine in Gynecology
I started taking the pill at 16. My acne was all over the place, and I needed the hormone regulation. A year later, I stopped taking it. A year after…